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well as a kid, both Bret Saberhagen and Kevin Seitzer wanted to kick my ass. Three friends and I used to hold arms and create a wall so the players couldnt get out of the fenced in gate where they park at Kaufman, until they gave us an autograph...
Saberhagen tried to run us down with his suburban, I called his an ASSHOLE!! and he stopped the truck, got out, got in my 14 year old face, and wanted to kick my ass.... told me to shut my fuggin mouth, and I told him to kiss my ass. He was livid. I was rolling, I wanted him to punch me, I would have gotten paid.
Seitzer... heh. A friend of mine and me were one of the concrete block squares between the stadiums... we were in teh staircase where the players come up into the fenced in parking lot... and we were getting everyones autograph as they walked up the staircase...
EVERYONE signed, Bo Jackson, Gary Thurman, Frank White, Brett... Floyd Bannister... tons of people... well Seitzer comes walking up with his smoking hot wife... he wouldnt sign, so I whistled and made a lewd comment about his hot wife... next thing I know he was in my face wanting to kick my ass... then he goes, Im getting security... so we run down the staircase, and hide in a large area where they warehouse the beer... Security found us... and escorted us out of the stadium with threats of trespassing. It was classic.
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