I ran over Steve McNair with a 4WD ford F-350. And when I backed up to see if he was OK, I ran over him again - by accident of course.
Anyway, he got up and was coming over to tell me he was OK just as a thunderstorm came by and struck him with lightning.
That knocked him down again just in time for this pit bull to run up and grab him by the throat.
Well, much to my surprise, he was able to throw the pit bull about 30 yards. Then he got up again and just as he was coming up to my door I opened it and he hit his funny bone on it.
He started wimpering and shaking his arm like he was gonna die or something. I thought, "wow, what a puss....."
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