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A few things you should know about the stadium, Chiefs fans, and the tailgating:

1. If you don't wear something red- you'll be consider an enemy and will be treated with the utmost disrespect.

2. Bring beer. Lots of beer. Drink all you want for only the opposing fans get thrown out for drunkenness and given DUI's should they attempt to leave the parking lot.

3. If you park in the parking lot, it is required you wave a giant red Chiefs banner. You relinquish your chance at a port-a-potty if you don't honor this rule.

4. All you need to know is that they have some crazy little women there.

5. The restroom facilities inside Arrowhead stadium are for Chiefs fans use only. Opposing team fans get no restroom priviledges.

6. Beer inside the stadium are regular price for Chiefs fans, but opposing fans it is double the price. i.e. If a regular beer is $6.50, then an opposing fan will be paying $13.00.

7. Throwing dangerous objects inside Arrowhead stadium is not permitted unless of course, they are aimed precisely at unsuspecting opposing fans.

8. When singing the national anthem, be fully aware that the end of the song is, and will always be: "....home of the CHIEFS!" It's not "home of the brave." If you fail to honor this, you will be hauled off by security and your tickets given to the ticketless blonde gal outside the gates.

9. Making fun of anyone's BBQ or grilling in the parking lot is signing your death certificate. If you wish to sample some tasty BBQ from the fans in the parking lot, offer them your girlfriend for 10 mins and you will be a well-fed man before entering the stadium.

10. Just have fun. Arrowhead is an enigmatic stadium with the best fans in professional football. It is a magical place that should never be torn down. Don't forget the earplugs.