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"Dexter has sucked this year, and we don't know why. He overachieved last year and we'd like to wait this out and see if it's a funk or if he just blows Kong-Schlong. He probably blows Kong-schlong, but to be honest, I don't think we've got anyone we can stick in there right now who'll do that much better. F**k..."
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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