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Hey, it was just a warning. My ex, well she was a big girl, right around the 160 mark...she was 5'5".
She and I were messing around and she she started to pull her pants down I said " WTF is that smell?!?!" Of course, she said she didnt know. well, in her panties was the freakin answer! I was mean at the time and told her it looked like she was wearing cottage cheese panties! All I know is that we drove to the nearest walgreens and she stuck in some kind of ball that looked like a snakes egg and that was supposed to help clear it up??? Whatever, I decided I was never going down on her EVER and I never did.
The other time she and I were fooling around in the dark and she was really wet. Later I found out why. I thought I had cut myself with all the blood everywhere...she was just starting her heavy flow days!
That thought of eating picante sauce later that day, just burns in my memory!
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