[Brando]

Originally Posted by Ghostof

But oh well.


So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her.


Hence the name "chocolate shake".


I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...

I'd say that you belong in prison, but I would be afraid that you would just come back with more stories.