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Originally Posted by Brando
So how is that you find the uglies that aren't fat?
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I stay away from them as well. HOWEVER- one night a friend of mine knew this gal who was ugly. And ugly is a nice way of putting it. Towards the end of the night, after we all returned from the bars she and I were sitting on the couch- in the dark. One thing led to another.
When I woke up the next morning, my bedroom looked as though a hurricane had hit the house. Even the mattress was on the floor with half of it stretched up against the wall. I'm like "yeah, baby." But, then I looked at who my partner in crime was, and I had to go jump in the shower and brush my teeth right away...
I actually did it with her another drunken night- she was simply that good.
Other than that- I've been very blessed to have had such beautiful partners- such as the one I'm with now.