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So a trucker is headed out of town with a load of new bowling balls. He's running down the road, and sees a hitchhiker, stranded out in the middle of nowhere. So he pulls over, throws open the door to the cab and says "Need a ride?" The guy jumps in and they get moving again.
A few miles down the road, they come across a young black kid pushing his bike. So, being far away from any city, they pull over and offer him a ride.
Trucker: "You need a ride?"
Black kid: "yeah, I'm tired."
Trucker: "well, the cab's full, but grab your bike and jump in the back."
So they get rolling again, and a few miles down they get busted for speeding. Trooper comes over and gives him trouble, says "I need to check out what you're hauling today." Goes and takes a peek over the edge of the trailer, and jumps right back down and runs back to the cab.
Officer: "Get outta here now!"
Trucker: "Why? What's wrong?"
Officer: "You're hauling a load of n*gger eggs, and one of them already hatched and stole a bicycle!"
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