Damn, this reminds me of one time I did a favor for my old lady.
She said she was sick and tired of my crap and didn't want to even be around me. So I asked her if she'd get in a better mood if she didn't have to see me for a few days.
She said 3 or 4 days would be good.
Sure enough, about 4 days later the swelling had went down enough to where she could see just a little bit out of her right eye.

