I find myself strangley aroused when someone drops in and pulls the pin on the "you guys are too stupid for me to use the full might of my brain" grenade. The last East Coast Attorney who came in with that attitude came back with his hat in his hand, asking for the Jar with his balls and scalp back.
Your avatar should definitely be Jay Leno's "Mr. Brain" character.
"Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"