Waitaminute... Wasn't this supposed to be a referendum on what a jerk Zach is?
Not even the right people are being chastized in this thread.
Ehyeh asher ehyeh.
"You and I are told we must choose between a left or right, but I suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There is only an up or down. Up to man's age-old dream – the maximum of individual freedom consistent with order – or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism." -Ronald Reagan