[wutamess]

Your wife could be like mine's and turn put the toilet paper in the wrong way.

Or suggest get togethers with other people and come to me like they suggested the entire idea.

Or your wife could bounce checks because of "miscalculations" on her part.

Or your wife could put every piece of paper and child's homework on the kitchen table and act like I'm wrong for throwing it all away because it doesn't belong there.

~Constant instigator.