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Bob Dole hasn't been enjoying much success with the dating thing and while thinking about it yesterday, Bob Dole had a revelation. Bob Dole believes that any question pertaining to the mysteries of women and dating can be deciphered by implementing Pig Latin.
Bob Dole was pondering the age-old question of whether women prefer a bad boy or a nice guy, and contemplating whether Bob Dole might be better served by being more of a jackass in real life. The nice guy thing sure hasn't been paying off with any sort of regularity, and as hard as it may be to believe, Bob Dole is a fairly nice guy when he's not posting here.
So as Bob Dole mulled over the reasons why being a nice guy might not be the best strategy, it suddenly came to Bob Dole.
If you translate "nice guy" to Pig Latin, it's ice-nay uy-GAY.
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