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I had a past girlfriend who was very much into sex- lucky me!
She also had a friend who was absolutely gorgeous at the time. Anyways, we were all out one night drinking and they were talking about sex and both looking at me mischeiviously- My mind the whole time thought they were hinting at a threesome and I was in absolute drunken heaven.
After awhile, I leaned over to my girlfriend and asked her "So, when are we gonna do it?"
She reponded hastily, "Just wait till we get home."
"Aww c'mon baby, I want to do you both now!"
She looked at me like she seen a ghost, "Excuse me?"
'Us. The three of us. Isn't dat what you two have been talkin' bout?"
She got up and left the table, obviously pissed.
Needless to say, I didn't get any action from either one of them that night...dammit!
We didn't talk about it after that, so I have no idea what the hell they were both talking about to begin with, so I just let it go. It's better to have one sexually active gal than none at all.
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Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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