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I should've just made up a bunch of stuff, that would've been far more entertaining watching everybody flip out.
"Vermeil was just being interviewed, said he was here with Carl and his personnel directors, said everything here's alright but really they can't wait for this crap to be over so they can go to the beach. Carl's using that unused 4 million in cap money from the greatest fans in football to get us some sweet digs to stay in. Not to mention that lobster we all had for dinner last night, that sh*t ain't cheap you know. I really don't know who all these guys are, but that one fullback and the tight end from Stanford really stood out to me. I think we might be looking at them in the first round. Good players, good players. Like I care about all this anyway, I'm going to be on vacation the week of the draft. Can you let me go Craig? We gotta ditch this joint, we left Gunther chained up in the hotel room, don't want him peeing on the good carpet. That'd be hundreds of dollars in repair fees we wouldn't have to pocket against the cap next year. Thanks again."
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