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Bwana:
For a GM you sure don't have a grasp of how to obtain all those "perks" without hitting the salary cap of the "playa's". Let me help you out here....
1)Make a deal with Brooks Brothers and mention their name at least 5 times (per hour) and all the suits you need are yours..
2)Slip a set of season tickets and an occasional visit from the Cheerleaders to a "respectable" Dentist and i bet you will get cleanings for life....
3)Have the Croc Hunter entertain at Halftime of every home game and you get to keep any Crocodile that he kills for a new pair of shoes....
4)Let us have patches made from all of our favorite beverages and let us affix them to our uniforms & helmets(ala NASCAR) and get them to promise free beer all season. Also sell "Licenses" to sell beer in certain sections.
5)Have your weekly show on location from the Million Dollar Ranch and mention their name frequently during the broadcast as you do with Brooks Brothers. Set up a tip jar so that we can subsidize paying for the at every broadcast.
There are many more and i can go on, but you get the drift....
mark
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Seems I am the Marketing & Finance genius, what am I doing playing Tight End?
[This message has been edited by Mark Kilgore (edited 12-20-2000).]
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