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Let it be known that I've hired an agent.
That's right, I've requisitioned the services of HighTimes Magazine to represent me, and I've also hired Bam Morris as my personal advisor...
Notice that I already have endorsement from: Philly Blunts, Grafix Inc., and Zig Zag Corporation...I intend to relase my own clothing line, complete with replica jerseys made of hemp...
Here are my contract demands:
1) I wish to be paid $750 a game, either in clean, unmarked bills, or in the equivalent amount of marijuana.
2) NO DRUG TESTS!
3) I wish to have a hottub in the locker room, and only myself, and the cheerleaders, can use it.
4) NO DRUG TESTS!
5) I will not, under any circumstances, take the field unless I have been given the requisite amounts of painkillers, intraveneously.
6) I would like a personal tent, in the vending area, for Bam to sell my Parker-brand "wares".
Thank you...
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Parker
[b]ChiefsPlanet Administrator</B>
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