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Old 12-20-2000, 10:35 AM   #340
Mark M Mark M is offline
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: You tell me ...
Casino cash: $5000
On the Bench (until we find a spot):
1st in the game: ROYC75 (Protective of his precious bodily fluids.)
2nd in the game: morphius (Uses his Mullet Super Powers for good.)

Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (He “loves” his mommy.)
Cheerleaders: Who the hell cares who they are, as long as they look good?
PR Man: RCG Chief (Head Bull****ter.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Likes to touch stuff.)
Youngin': raiderhader (Still waiting for that first facial hair.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (Will always have a job with this bunch.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Make sure our pictures are pretty.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Teaches us a thing or two.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us...and I stil think that’s funny. Classless, but funny.)
Waste of Oxygen: Packfan

We have changed defensive alignments from a 4-3 to a 5-2, since we have a wealth of DLs and not enough LBs.

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