I think the roster is done!!
Of course, things could change at any time. If Bwana would stop trying to be the albino Shaft, I could focus more time on winning playoff games and less on finding smarta$$ed remarks to make about everyone. (And remember, these are supposed to be jokes. They were all funny before I typed them.)
Without further ado, here we go (I hope I posted this in the correct order!):
Mi_chief_fan (Started this mess.)
Bwana (Busy looking for his new negotiating “tool.”)
Denzel Washington (Just don’t fumble.)
Otter (Only because he’s so special.)
Dartgod (Has no balance...perfect for our system.)
Mark M (Will win playoff games.)
Bob Dole (Will block and run in the third person.)
Luz (Gets two carries a game, even though he deserves more...Kimble Anders Jr.)
H_C (Will bust off a 80 yard and then ride the bench for dating the coach’s girlfriend...Greg Hill Jr. ).
Lumpoc Brave (Starter in name only...Mike Cloud Jr.)
KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (All have hands...what more do you want?)
: Titus; Wolfman (Tackle is your position, not a blocking technique.)
Russ; bishop74 (They just get in the way.)
Center/Star of many a fantasy:
dawsonpa (Can smack her butt often, but lightly.); Mark Kilgore (Got his way. Happy now?
Dartgod (Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat...Lin Eliot Jr.)