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Let's talk salary now...as DT following in Chet's shoes...as a contract incentive, I demand $25,000 for everytime I jump offsides....If my math is correct, that is cheaper than what McGlockton gets...signing bonus...a month with the Chiefettes to do with as I wish...sure they may not be the most beautiful...but hey, DTs can't be too choosy...and my roster bonus if I stay on the team...I want an all expense paid trip to the Pro-Bowl since I probably won't be playing in it...
As an additional incentive, I demand ribs before and after every game, Whitlock and I are friends...and I want $50,000 for every Bronco, Raider or Packfan Know it all team member I disable...
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joe
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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