This kid keeps paying off, I can't lurk any longer...
So Roy III, here's a thought, get out of your parents' place, get a job/education or both... then worry about marriage. Or if you're intent on ****ing your life up, get married now.
In any case, please for the love of god, double, hell triple bag that thing. I have seen more than enough to understand that reproduction is not in your best interest or the interest of society at large.