Everyone here has been in School with a guy like warpaint.
In 3rd grade he stuck his tongue to the flagpole
In 5th grade he had some peagravel in his ear or a paperclip stuck in his nose.
In 7th grade, the school nurse had to remove his pecker from the end of a cola bottle.
He's the guy that stuck his pecker in a goat at the afterprom.
He's the guy who was just fired as custodian from your company because they caught him impaling himself on the fat end of his mop.
Originally Posted by KC native
I said I'm an expert dickrider.