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Today's chain joke I received... It's typical and a little dumb.
> > >A young blonde wanted to take home a genuine alligator shoes in
> >the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
> >local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the
> >"no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
> >shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
> >alligator, so I can get a pari of shoes for free!"
> > >
> > >The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just
> >go and give it a try!"
> > >
> > >The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
> >alligator.
> > >
> > >Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
> >to the side of the levee where he spots that sa me young woman
> >standing waist deep in the murky bayou water shotgun in hand.
> > >
> > >Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
> >her.
> > >
> > >With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls
> >it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
> > >
> > >Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
> >backs.
> > >
> > >the shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
> > >
> > >The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling
> >her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts
> >out . .
> > >
> > >'SHIT...THIS ONE"S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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