[Pants]

Not really offensive but decent and is much better in person,

So Phobia, ENDelt and Bob Dole are out drinking this one night... At the end of the night they are all walking back home when this dude comes out with an AK and tells them about the 7 inch rule. The rule is - they all have to show him his dicks and if they all add up to 7 inches, he lets them live, if not - he kills them.

So Phobia whips his out, the dude measures and it's 3 inches. Bob Dole's turn, he whips his out, the dude measures - 3 inches. So far so good. Phobia and Bob Dole look at ENDelt and start begging God, "Please, God, all we need is one inch! Don't let us die, God!" So, ENDelt pulls his out, the dude measures and it's... 1 inch!!! Talk about being close... Phobia and Bob Dole start prasing God and then start thanking ENDelt, for his 1" penis. ENDelt looks at them and proudly says "No problem, douches, you're lucky I had a hard on..."