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Little Johnny went to his first day in the 3rd grade. The teacher told them that every Monday she would ask a question and if someone knew the answer they could take the rest of the week off. Johnny was a notorius slacker and was excited about the prospect.
Monday came and the teacher asks the first question. "How many windows are in the White House?" Well, f**k if Johnny knew. So he went home and studied for next week.
Monday came again and the teacher asked "How many bricks are in the great pyramid?" Johnny was pissed and thought to himself "I'll never win if I let this bitch run the show." Next Monday he would be prepared.
Monday came around again and just as the teach was getting ready to ask that week's question Johnny rolled two 8 balls up to the front of the room. Annoyed, the teacher says "Ok, who's the comedian with the black balls?".
Johnny replies "Bill Cosby. See you next week."
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