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Pants--
I wish I were that lucky. I am looking for a job, however.
58(joe)--
Your demands have been editied. You might wanna take a look. :D
Bwana--
Some suggested rules (most in the spirit of the XFL):
1. Cheerleaders will be topless females. However, teeth are optional.
2. Instead of "Running" for the ball for first possesion, how about a duel? You walk 10 yards, turn and fire. Whomever is left standing gets the ball.
3. Much like the XFL, no real football skills are necessary. You just need to be inexpensive (except for me, of course, since I'm the most important position on the field) and have some general football knowledge (which is why Packfan is nowhere to be found on the roster).
4. There are no holding penalties, unless it's holding a cheerleader, wife or significant other. Then, the penalty is ten minutes in the "Naughty Box" where you are forced to look at naked pics of Rosanne Barr.
5. All problems with coaching must be blamed upon you, the GM (to go along with Packfan's logic).
6. We MUST win a playoff game. If we don't then all other teams will be immediately disqualified for cheating.
7. The use of performance enhancing drugs is strictly enforced. If you're not on something, you can't play.
8. Liberals and conservatives must agree to disagree and get the fuck over it.
9. You can put whatever the hell you want on your jersey ... barring certain bodily fluids.
10. There are only two referees allowed ... they are Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
Anything else? This is all I can think of off of the top of my head. I'll try to come up with a few more by tommorrow.
MM
~~Can you tell he's bored here at work?
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