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Originally Posted by go bo
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Those damn Jehovahs witnesses are a pain in the arse. I worked nights a couple of years ago and this one woman with 2 little indian children kept stopping by about 10 am when i was still trying to sleep.
The phamplets and visits wouldn't stop so I finally answered the door. If It wasn't for the kids I would have answered the door totally nude, but I settled for just being in my underware. The two kids (a boy and girl about 5, 6 years old or so) started laughing histerically and she sent them along to pass out phamphlets while I invited her in the house.
She took quit a bit of crap from me as I grabbed a bud from the fridge and offered her one to which she declined. She then sat there offering me her guidance as I proceded to smoke cig after cig. It was pretty boring and the only way to get her to leave was offering her sex.
Actually I turned on the VCR and started watching a lesbo flick. I could tell she was uncomfortable when I asked her if it was making her as hot as it was me as she saw i was pitching a tent in my boxers. After I asked her to pass me the hand lotion and the kleenex's on the coffee table next to her chair, she just got up and left. Go figure.
Guess she wasn't a fan of "No dicks Allowed # 84"
Ya'll come back now, ya hear.