Thread: I think there might be bears in my back yard.
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:42 AM   #54
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Originally Posted by Otter
If I somehow manage to miss the thread that details how Rain Man dealt with pissed off bear caught in a trap in his back yard before leaving for work please someone call or email me.
From http://www.bigbeartrap.com
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Making a humane bear trap:

Think fly paper, only bigger.

Material List:
1. Invest in one of those big blue tarps from Wal-Mart
2. Multi-gallon container of super glue.
3. Gallon of honey.

Directions:
Spread out tarp over "bear spot." Quickly spread super glue onto tarp. This step must be done quickly so super glue does not set. Quickly spread honey over super glue. The honey's purpose is two-fold: 1) it serves as an attractant to the bear, 2) the super glue will not set when it's covered with a layer of honey.

Step back and wait for bear to become trapped on tarp. Call your local bear rescue when you've trapped the bear.
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