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Oh bear spots huh...
I knew a guy who had bear spots one time. He got letter bombed a couple weeks later and died from schrapnal wounds to his FACE! UGH. It was ugly too. Open casket funeral was a bad idea.
My advice to you is to move out, get an unlisted number, and/or get a bomb sniffing dog to go through your mail. You can't be too careful and frankly I care about my Chiefsplanet bretheren, and I'd hate to see you get killed or even worse. I've gone to the liberty of calling the terrorist hotline for you already. You should be getting a visit from the FBI any day now to inspect these spots, and to offer you a great deal on a "bear spot and bomb resistant" mailbox. I already have one. Of course, after what I've been through was there ever any doubt.
Good luck man,
Mcan
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