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I think you should set out food for the bears and then when any show up to be fed, give them guns and knives. As an American we all have a right to keep and arm bears.
When you feed those hairy rascals, make sure it's a low-fiber diet you provide. Otherwise, watch out for bar stools.
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A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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