Another time, Mom left the Sears catalog lying around the house and went to the grocery store. I had about 45 minutes to view the ladies underwear section.
I wasn't so much titillated by the pictures, as I was by the byline.
"also in nude."
Ignorant little prick that I was, I didn't know nude was a color.
So my thought was, "well why don't they show THOSE pictures instead?