Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
You know... as much as I hate to admit it, Ron's not all that different looking from me. He's a little heavier and has darker hair... and well, a MUCH larger unit... but the resemblance isn't that far off. Damn... THAT's depressing. You'd think if God was gonna make me that ugly he could have given me the "talent" to work in porn.
Trust me, having a gigantic dick is overrated.
Oh wait, I think I meant being a gigantic dick.