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Originally Posted by beer bacon
You fool. He committed seppuku after honorably protecting himself, and his seven stout companions, from a knife-wielding psychopath.
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He is so wise and noble to move on. So wise and noble that we may have to elevate him to the level of Scanlon. I mean, I'm sure when he gathered up 8 of his closest friends and walked out of a bar to Raiders-stomp a guy who had no chance, he was just thinking, if I were going to do the most wise and noble thing in the annals of jayhawk history, what would I do? I know, I'd take part in a gang beating and get myself tossed from the basketball squad millions of kids can only dream about playing on. That would be wise and noble of me. So wise and noble, I'll be wise-ing and noble-ing at San Jose State this fall. Damn he's wise. And noble.