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Dear heavenly father,
I don't ask for much. Well there was that waitress in San Jose but she wasn't completely sane as it turned out so it's ok that that one didn't happen. I know it's been a while since I've talked to you and I only come to you with my wants... but this time it's different. This time it really matters. You see, the Chiefs... ya know my football team... are reportedly, possibly, maybe going to sign Ty Law. Yes THAT Ty Law. You did a nice job on him btw. If this is true and not some cruel hoax, I promise I'll get rid of all the porn and stop masterbating..... for as long as possible. I really want this God. I mean..... I really NEED this. It's like having air and water and food. I don't think I can live without it now that I've had a taste. If you could do this for me... for us..... I mean they are YOUR favorite team too. I'd spend every moment of every game thanking for the best secondary in football. I won't ask for anything else. Thanks for listening.
Your humble servant,
Brian
p.s. After we get Ty Law... you wouldn't let us NOT win the Super-Bowl...would you?
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courtesy of BoneKrusher
"Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion."
Ernie Harwell
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