Hey, pen, I stole your poopy pants. I can't hide my secret any longer.
If you want them back, send $10,000 in unmarked bills to the corner of 5th and Main in a black duffel bag with white straps. Put it in the green trash can.
Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace
Royals win, I leave forever. I'll even take an IP ban.
Giants win, you leave forever.