[jynni]

Originally Posted by alnorth

Colquitt catches the ball, and boots the freakin thing up into the sub-Troposphere. The punt returner stares up, keeps craning his head, sighs, turns around, and casually walks backward about 40 yards. Pauses, considers for a moment, looks up again, sticks his finger in the air, and walks back another 10 yards. Taps his shoes, looks at his watch, and begins brewing a cup of coffee. The cover men stroll up and strike up a conversation about the controls for the new Madden game and how they arent being accurately portrayed on the PS2. One cover guy taps the returner on the shoulder, and points up. The returner gives an appreciative nod, waves a bored referee over, and says "hey ref, " *glances around at the entire kicking team standing around him in a circle, then back at the ref* "if that ball ever comes back down, I'm fair catching it, ok?" After two TV time outs, the ball comes down into his waiting arms, and the special teams leaves the field.