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You got to hold your football like you would hold your lover.
Gently, yet firmly.
You gotta be both nurturing and clinging at the same time, oh yeah.
It's like making sweet love to the football.
Mmm being naughty with the football.
Mmmmm spank it. Ever so gently, spank it.
Oh, sorry children...
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