You've insulted all of us.
You've stereotyped all of us.
You refuse to listen to anything that anyone says to you, hence the recipes and off-topic discussion.
You are, by definition, a "troll" and you've lasted a hell of a lot longer than most of those who choose to show up on this board, so you are to be commended for that, I guess. You don't have anything to say, you're just here to stir the pot, and that's fine in some places, but not here. Here you show respect, you listen as well as talk, and above all you behave in a civil manner or you won't be here any more.
You've had your chance and you showed us all your a$$.