You need to get your priorities straight! That lawn will still be there tomorrow, and besides, it's too doggone hot outside for that crap.
You have more important matters to attend to here; namely, the continued discussion of culinary prowess possessed by our fellow board members.
Besides, Vindicator has clearly stated that due to financial hardship, he won't ever be able to enjoy Jackstack BBQ. I was hoping that in the spirit of comraderie, you might offer to do a bakesale or something in his name.
The best pass defense is attacking the passer.