"as a patriot to my country I am going to go protest at New Englands' next game." -vietnam vet
"as a queer I am very offended at Green Bay's team name, for a bunch of male neanderthalls (sp?) hitting each other and to call themselves the packers, uh-huh girl." -the gang from queer eye
"as a redneck good ole boy, that them there Dallas' team name really pisses me the hell off." -good ole boy
"as a respectable man who wears white socks, it really bothers me that those bastards are going to the world series." -next door neighbor
"me and my identical twin are extremely frustrated by that baseball team in Minnesota" -Mary Kate & Ashley
"as a bad actor, I don't like the Texas Rangers because their name offends me" Walker Texas Ranger
see Natives are the only ones upset by the the team names
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