[Rain Man]

Rain Man's unsolicited advice.

1. Don't get married until you're 28, and even then, don't do it just because you want to get married.

2. When marrying, pick a spouse that you think would suck the poison out of a snake bite on you no matter where it's at on your body, and even then, ensure that there are some places that she would rather suck than others.

3. Don't introduce the suggestion of a threesome until you've been married for three years, and even then, don't suggest a specific third person.

4. Don't have kids until you've been married for five years, and even then, make sure that you have them with your spouse.

5. Never get so much life insurance that your spouse could retire if you die, and even then, do random food testing once in a while.