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Old 10-27-2005, 04:35 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Delano
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.
They also say that ejaculating 5 times a week also helps protect against prostate cancer. Hell before you know it blowjobs will be a cure for cancer, I need to do some reserch with the little lady!
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