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Old 01-24-2006, 11:57 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by Phobia
My current wife is pretty mild. My ex-wife was so bad the cops were called during her cycle many times. No joke. I'm so glad I left that Jerry Springer episode.

You need a method in which to demonstrate to your wife that she is a problem during her cycle. You should tape her and then when her cycle is over, carefully broach the topic and ask if she's interested in hearing the tape. Once she hears that she'll be willing to consider medication. My wife and I have a catch phrase that she understands immediately. Sometimes she's even the one to invoke the catch phrase - "maybe I (you) need a happy pill".
I suggest you do this secretly.

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Wife: *bitching* YOU DON'T LIKE MY STEAK! *crying* I can't do anything right.

(Husband taping)

Wife: Why are you taping me?

Husband: To show you later what kind of a psychotic bitch you are when it's "your time".

Wife: *loading pistol*

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