[jspchief]

If that was the most annoying human in the world, I encountered the second most annoying human in the world.

Sitting at a sports bar, next to a group of about 30 pro hockey players. The smallest guy on the team proceeded to get drunk off his ass an hour before the game even started. By the time halftime arrived, he had managed to piss off about 60% of the 350+ capacity bar. Whether it be spilling his drink on you (I got that one), hitting on your woman right in front of your face, or stumbling into you multiple times, he was clearly out of control. Meanwhile, the rest of the team did nothing to keep him in check, and more often than not goaded him into his antics.

Needless to say, it eventually erupted into an all out melee. Several hockey players learned that bar fights aren't hockey fights, and several bar patrons learned that hockey players know how to throw a punch.

All because 30 guys couldn't keep their one drunk teammate with small dick syndrome from disrupting an entire bar full of people.