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Originally Posted by Phobia
Yeah - I'm pretty sure I met that dude.
Wives are pretty smart, it seems. I had a minor altercation that I'm pretty embarrassed about a few months back. It was a road rage style incident in which I was the angry one and an idiot kept slamming on the brakes in hopes I would hit him. He got his wish, several times over. He didn't anticipate having to stop for traffic.
My wife wasn't very happy when told of the story, but this guy really had it coming.
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The last fight I was in, I was hit with a baseball bat. I broke my hand keeping the bat from breaking my head. My wife made it clear that I needed to avoid those types of situations in the future. For the most part, I've kept my word and avoided physical confrontations since then.
Last night could have got ugly. The guy dumped a drink all over me, then about 15 minutes later did something that brought on a comment from a buddy of mine that likes to bounce his fist off people a little too much. If that kid didn't have 29 other hockey players there with him, he would have been taken out back to be "sobered up".
As it were, the dumbass finally stumbled over to a corner of the bar and said the wrong thing to a less patient group of guys didn't know he had back-up.