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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Wait until after she gets them and heals completely and asks everyone to feel them to see how "real" they feel.
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Yep. It happens. They become very proud of their new play things and offer up a feel ... to damn near anyone.
True story - I worked with a very attractive ICU nurse a few years back. She wouldn't give me the time of day. She got implants. Soon after her return to work, she asked if I wanted to feel them. This, of course, was at work and an absolute no-no. I declined, citing numerous reasons, namely work place ethics, not to mention her rather large and imposing husband who I had met before. She said, "No, really. It's OK. I won't tell anyone." Again, I declined. Then she got this look on her face, a twisted look of a cross between disappointment and disbelief. She then actually said to me, "Look! You have GOT to feel these! I need a mans opinion on whether or not they feel real."
GAH!
I said no and walked out of the ICU.
Later that night, as I was making rounds again, she was alone in the ICU and said she needed help moving an unconscious patient. Seems she had some sort of post-op weight lifting restriction after the surgery. I was thinking, "OK. This is legit. No problem." and I helped her move the patient.
As we were leaving the room, she PURPOSELY rubbed her damn titties against me and said, "See!!!? They feel real, Don't they!!!?"
Argh.
PS - Felt pretty real to me.