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I've had that kind of thing happen to me before outside of a police station. A cop showed up to our house because someone was complaining of noise in the area. It was a thursday night and one of my roommates was playing music over some old tower speakers with a puny little amp. You couldn't even hear it outside of his room. Cop knocks on the door and says he heard of a complaint of noise in the area. I say, "Well I didn't hear anything," and he asks to see my roommate playing the music. He comes out answers his questions, and the cop says "well I didn't hear anything, but if I have to come back, I'm going to have to arrest someone" and I say 'why?' and the cop flips out and says "nobody asked you anything, just get out of here' so I say "well I was just sitting here making a tuna sandwich when you decided to knock on our door for a complaint of noise that didn't even exist" he says "then go make your fucking tuna sandwich" to which I replied with a hearty 'go fuck yourself'. He reaches for his gun and says "do you wanna meet your maker, cause I can take you downtown right now". At this point one of my roommates has to forcibly push me back to the kitchen so that I can enjoy my lovely tuna sandwich. I went to file a complaint the next day and the cops basically told me to piss off.
Motherfuckers. I hate cops.
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