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Old 04-11-2006, 11:34 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
RE agents can suck my cock. That is quite possibly the most worthless assemblage of human beings on the face of the planet. What the f**k they think they do that deserves that big a percentage of that big a transaction is beyond me.
Rausch: So you have something for me?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Definitely, I think you'll really be impressed.

Rausch: Great, are you free today to go look at the property?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: How's an hour?

Rausch: Great, meet you there.

*we meet at the location*

Rausch: Wait, how many sq. ft. is this place?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Well it's about xxx sq. ft.

Rausch: Uh, that's about 1/3 of what I was looking for. It's less than what we looked at friday.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Right, but it's a real steal. It's only 15k more than the other property and far below value for the area.

Rausch: Yeah, but there are two Baptist churches and a daycare less than 200 feet from here. I'm trying to open a bar. You knew that.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Oh...Yeah....But that shouldn't be a problem.

Rausch:

Larcenous Succubus Whore: It's not illegal to open one that close to a place of worship.

Rausch: No, no it isn't. As long as they approve it and don't have a problem with it. THEY'RE BOTH BAPTIST CHURCES.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Would you have a problem being close to a Baptist church?

Rausch:

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That was the 3rd and last time I looked at property with her, and she's employed by........a National agency.

I might as well have searched for "bar" on ebay...
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