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Originally Posted by 4th and Long
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Now that you mention it, a Disney-themed strip club could be promising.
Adventureland - Pretty self-explanatory. Dancers wear pirate garb, and then take it off.
Tomorrowland - Hi-tech room. Dancers all wear funky futuristic clothing, and then take it off.
Fantasyland - Heh, heh, heh.
Frontierland - This one's a little tougher. But hey, who didn't have fantasies about Mary Ingalls before she went blind?
The Magic Kingdom - This would be the main room, where anything is possible if you wish it hard enough. Dancers wear princess and fairy garb, and then take it off.
Main Street USA - Redheads, blondes, brunettes, every minority of this great nation of ours. Don't miss the parade!
And that's just Disney. I'm most excited about my concept for Stripcot Center.