I think spider island, because guano can give you bumps and incessant insect buzzing causes really bad headaches. I would kill all the spiders I could find and mash them up into paste with sticks and rocks, let their mashed spider makings dry a little in the sun, and construct serving dishes and odd statuettes of large breasted women with their remnants so that I could leave these behind to confound any archeologists that might come across the island at a later date.
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